Furries

Before you look at the title of this and begin thinking of this post as yet another rant against furries based on someone's uneducated point-of-view, think again, as I myself am a furry, so obviously I would have nothing against my own fandom.  Well, almost nothing...

My complaint is about originality, or the furry's lack thereof.

Okay, I'mma just go right out and say it.

Wolves.

Mother

Fucking

WOLVES.

I mean, holy shit, wolves.  What the fuck is everyone's deal with wolves?  They're practically walking furballs with tongues that like to howl and shit, and people claim them to be such godly and exceptionally cool creatures.  I swear, at least 75% of furries' biographies/fursonas have to do with these things.  While I will admit, wolves are pretty boss.  They're practically dogs and dogs kick tons of ass too.

But when I first meet you and see that your fursona looks like this,

I automatically have no choice but to label you as yet another untalented emo kid who tried out the furry fandom just because you like wolves and had moderate skills in PhotoShop (and by moderate, I mean that you like taking lineart off of Google Images and color them in without shading them and call them your own characters).
Dear God, do you people even try?

Here's a list of animals that deserve to have more fursonas made of, or can never be overused enough to become lame:

Dragons

Seriously, how can you go wrong with dragons?  They're majestic, strong, and have fucking wings.  They can range from menacing to cute, and chubby to lean.  There's simply no way where an anthropomorphic dragon couldn't ever be kickass.

Sharks

Holy shit, how are there not more of these?  When given human forms with legs and arms, more often than not they become powerhouses of power and agility.  They make pretty hot chicks too.

If these aren't hot, go cut your dick off.

Yoshies

While mostly just cute on their own, there are so many side-stories I can think of for these things to have.  It's an island that these guys come from, right?  There could be hundreds of different varieties out there other than just multicolored ones, not to mention species, personalities and abilities.  Hot damn would that be badass.  I also suggested this because I remember there being one point where Yoshi fursonas were really hot (both in the popularity and attractiveness sense), and yet recently I've noticed a near extinction of them.  Bottom line, bring 'em back, dammit!


And before you start complaining about my fursona not being at all original, then here.

True image of srs

Hauntzor is a human-dragon hybrid, although his human form and body would suggest his dominant allele being human.  As far as I know, not many of these kinds of fursonas exist, so NYEHHHHH to you.

In conclusion, my fursona is better than yours.  Go cry, emo kid.